Well, it's me.

I'm gonna be honest here, the only reason Im actually making myself overcome my terrible laziness to actually post something right now is because of Beffy's threat about Big Kid Jail.

I want to go someday, but not just yet.

Also I get to lay on my cousins very comfortable bed while I type.

So hummmm what's happened this past year for me...

Well, starting from this time last summer?

-I went on that trip to the mountainous South American country. It was absolutely wonderful and the best experience of my life.

-I got onto the drill/dance team at my school. It's my favorite thing in the world and I don't know where I'd be without it or my team.

-I became addicted to crystal meth.

Just kidding I'm actually a Dr. Pepper head.

-I added a few illegal things to my bucket list, and checked quite a few off.

-I lost someone who felt like family, and I got the news that my grandma will be gone before I celebrate my 17th Christmas.

-I made it another year without a significant other, WOOH go me claps for everyone. 

-MY LIFE IS PRETTY BORING

-IT'S SOMETHING THAT I CAN'T CONFESS

-OTHER WORDS GO HERE

-AND THERE'S THE REST OF THIS SONG

Yeah basically I'm starting college classes this year and keeping up 3 steady jobs. 

Independence is hitting me big this year, and while I feel ready, I can't decide whether to go all the way in or keep dancing on the edge. 

I'm dying some of my hair blue.

LOTS OF LOVE

STAY COOL

-Phebee

The Annual "OOPS! I did it Again" Post

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I think I did it again
I made you believe
I'd actually update this thing
Oh Baby
It might seem like I mean it
But that doesn't mean
I really mean it
Cause to forget all about this
Yeah that is just so typically me
Oh baby baby
OOPS! I did it again to this blog
Forgot
All about it
Oh baby baby
OOPS! you aren't reading this through
Cause it's dumb
and I
Think I'm really funny

Ok enough with that nonsense. I apologize for my failed attempts at good humor. Anyways, it's time to Catch Up with Beffy for the 3rd time since 2008.


Well looky here, it's 2013! So I guess we survived the end of the world! Yay us. Claps all around. Since my last post I have (basically) successfully completed Junior Year, lost an immediate family member to cancer (and I'm still not ready to write about it), decided what I want to do with my life (High School English Teacher because that's just the bees knees... and ironically I still haven't bought my Summer Reading books), been awarded the Master Sergeant position on my dance team (it's really not as fabulous as it sounds but you should still be proud of me), bought a fish without asking my dad(her name is Daphne and that made me feel like such a rebel judge me if you must), and created this list while trying to make myself sound as accomplished as possible (did it work?).




That's my silhouette trying to be really cool on a Cali beach at sunset. So if it didn't work, well... Blame my silhouette.

  I don't have 1/2 as much to say this year so instead I'll vent to you about my nerves.
PLEASE MOMMY DON'T MAKE ME GROW UP
I mean really who would want to leave home and high school where you don't have to pay rent or make your own food or gain the Freshman Fifteen...? I'm about to go into Senior year and, well...





In just over 6 months, I'll be a legal adult, and voting for our President and I could go to real jail. REAL, BIG PEOPLE JAIL. Does that mean I'm going to have to stop doing illegal things just to feel cool? Because I really don't want to be sent to Federal Time Out.
Ok I'm done
Whatever
Phebee. Your turn.
If you're reading this you are legally bound to update this blog or you will have to go to Big People Jail. Also you can't complain because there's an app for this.